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Post  xXKnightofBloodXx Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:17 pm

"Happy birthday"Ash said,raisijng his eyebrow. He hadn't know about it at all. Karkat mutters,"Thanks."
Kanaya narrowed her eyes at this,"You didn't tell me,karkat.." Karkat blinks before just walking over to kanaya and hugging her, "Well Fussyfangs. I thought you knew."Kanaya returns the hug hesitantly. He then turns to vriska, "Terezi said she's coming over. She wants to know what happened." "F8CK"
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Post  KitsuneKannibal Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:51 pm

"Yeah..." John finally muttered to himself "Happy birthday."
Casey looked back and saw him looking down at the ground, letting out a sigh and looking back towards the others.
"Maybe somehow this will just resolve itself..." She muttered, "Highly doubt it, but still."
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Post  xXKnightofBloodXx Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:59 pm

Terezi soon enters the room, and drags karkat and vriska out of it. "Okay what the f*ck did you guys do ."

"Hopefully it will..."Kanaya remarks, " We'll figure something out..though john if you don't want to talk to him while he's like this, He's welcome to stay here."
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Post  KitsuneKannibal Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:04 pm

John looks up at Kanaya, unable to say any words. He only nods and then averts his eyes.
Casey let out a sigh and groans.
"This better resolve itself or I'm beating the memory back into him." She muttered, leaning against a wall.
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Post  xXKnightofBloodXx Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:08 pm

"Vriska would probably help you with that, though i think it'd be advised if karkat stays away from people..in general. If eridan found out about this..Well let's say it wouldn't be pretty "Kanaya remarks.
Rose glances up from her sewing machine, "I doubt he'll get out of your sight,kanaya...And i'd probably help you with that casey.John's one of the people i consider to be a best friend and i can't stand to see him hurt. "
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Post  KitsuneKannibal Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:19 pm

Casey shivered at Eridan's name, hating him with a burning passion.
Platonically, of course.
"Thank you, Rose, I think the more help the better." She then turned back towards John "Besides, you had information to tell Dad, didn't you?"
John nodded and played with the hem of his shirt.
"Not like it matters now anyway, he doesn't remember." John muttered under his breath.
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Post  xXKnightofBloodXx Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:45 pm

"I'd try telling him.I'm pretty sure that if you sit him down,he'll listen. Though if he regards you as a stranger-"Ash interrupts kanaya,"He'd shout that he'd rather go on Nepeta quest with 50 nepetas."
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Post  KitsuneKannibal Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:53 pm

Casey nudged her brother and narrowed her eyes.
"Now is not the time to joke around, Ash." She sighed "Besides, it's not like Mom could just sit down with him and be like 'Oh, hey. So, I know the gender of the child that's growing inside my stomach. Oh, and it's yours too. But you don't remember or something' ...Then he'd think that he was crazy."
John looked around the room again and fixed his glasses.
"I don't even want to face him when he's like this." John muttered.
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Post  xXKnightofBloodXx Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:21 pm

After a few moments of awkward silence, Karkat walked in and said" Since when is terezi my 'babysitter'? She said i can't leave the house unless I'm accompanied. " Ash blinks at this,surprised a bit at terezi saying that.
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Post  KitsuneKannibal Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:28 pm

"Maybe because you'd end up whoring yourself around." Casey said under her breath, feeling her Mother's glare on her back.
That was only meant for her ears only, woops.
"...I think it's time we headed home, kids." John sighed, putting his hand on Ash's and Casey's shoulders.
Casey looked back at John, letting out a sigh as she patted her mother's hand.
"I think you need to sleep too. Your eyes are all puffy." Casey said softly.
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Post  xXKnightofBloodXx Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:43 pm

Ash nods," Yeah Mom..Though if you don't want to sleep,I'll make some non-crocker cookies and you can watch nic cage movies.."
Karkat rolls his eyes,having heard casey's whore comment. He just walks closer to kanaya.
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Post  KitsuneKannibal Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:19 pm

"That sounds pretty nice..." John thought for a minute "Alright, I like that idea better then sleeping."
Casey turned and patted John's shoulder, she then looked back at everyone else.
"Well we have a pregnant man to take care of." She said "Call us if you have anything to say, I guess."
She then turned her head back, turned John around and started to scoot him out of the room and down the stairs.
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Post  xXKnightofBloodXx Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:46 am

Kanaya nods,and they're soon gone. She turns to karkat, "Want me to go make you a birthday cupcake?"
"Hell yeah."Karkat says, happily. "It's sugar and ....annnnd..You got the betty crocker cupcake mix!"..john hates betty cr-How did he know that? He then adds,"..A head ache pill would be nice as well."
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Post  KitsuneKannibal Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:38 pm

Getting home, John was drawn to the couch, immediately walking over and flopping down on his back.
He grabbed a pillow and shoved it in his face, just lying there and doing nothing.
Casey stared down at him and then glanced over at Ash and flashed him a confused look.
She then sighed and walked over to the couch, kneeling down and poking her mother's arm.
"Mooommmyyy." She said in a sing-song voice "...You wanna watch Con Air?"
"..." John was silent, Casey kept poking "No."
Casey looked at Ash again giving him a 'holy-shit-this-is-fucking-serious' face.
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Post  xXKnightofBloodXx Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:05 pm

Ash raised a eyebrow and glanced at casey,seeing her look. 'Holy-Shit.What are we going to do?' If their mother didn't even want to watch con-air,and he usually was always up for that, then this was a serious problem. Now how to go about making their mother feel better?

Karkat noms on his cupcake,under kanaya's watchful eye. This is boring,It's his wriggling day. He at least wants to go to a movie, on a date or not. Can Moirails have moirail dates?Yeah he was pretty sure but since he was going to be at this house for a while or at least he thought he was ,He wanted to go on a flushed red date...
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Post  KitsuneKannibal Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:17 pm

Casey shrugged and looked back at John.
"What... do you want to do then?" She asked.
He stayed silent for a bit, mainly breathing into the pillow and picking up on the scents it had.
"I don't know." He finally said "Can't I just sleep?"
"No. Sleeping is not an option. Mom, they will fix this." Casey quickly said in response.
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Post  xXKnightofBloodXx Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:41 pm

"Just be patient,Okay?"Ash said,in support. He was hoping sollux would figure out how to fix this as soon as possible.

Karkat glances at the troll who still hasn't left, "Terezi.Wanta go see a movie?" Terezi blinks behind her glasses,and says "Sure..Men in black 3 okay with you?" "Yeah."
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Post  KitsuneKannibal Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:35 pm

John nods and groans, turning over to his back was facing Casey.
"Just let me sleep, please?" He asked, putting the pillow under his head.
Casey stands up without saying a word and looks towards her brother.
"...Wow..." She whispered "If he gets stressed, I don't think that'd be good for his health..."
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Post  xXKnightofBloodXx Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:53 pm

Ash whispers back,"We should try to keep his mind off of it...."

Karkat gets up from his chair,and takes terezi's hand.Heading out of the house with his friend, the two start to head to the movie theater.
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Post  KitsuneKannibal Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:20 pm

Casey raised an eyebrow.
"But how? He doesn't even want to watch Con Air!" She whispered, noticing John had fallen asleep instantly "I mean... I doubt he would even want to cuddle with that stupid manpillow of his..."
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Post  xXKnightofBloodXx Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:24 am

"Give me a second."Ash said,thinking. "Well ...Um Um...Tyler's parents have nic cage's phone number,i believe. Don't know how but i could ask his parents to give him a call and make him call mom's phone..I think he'd be pretty distracted then. "
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Post  KitsuneKannibal Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:26 am

Casey's face looked utterly confused when she just stared at her brother.
It then went back to normal and she shook her head.
"Yeah, do that, I guess." Casey murmured "I'll figure out a way to wake Mom up..."
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Post  xXKnightofBloodXx Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:23 pm

Ash muttered,"Fine"Then said,"I'm just gonna go see tyler then."He then left.
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Post  KitsuneKannibal Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:30 pm

Casey watched as her brother left. She let out a sigh and walked over towards her mom, watching his sleep peacefully.
"Oh god... I can't believe I have to wake him up." She muttered to herself before reaching forward and nudging his shoulder. "Pssssst. Mom..."
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Post  xXKnightofBloodXx Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:34 pm

---2 WEEKS LATER-
Ash,along with casey,had finally managed to get their mom out of the house for a while to go see a movie.Men in black 3 wasn't something he had particularly wanted to see, but it was the only thing playing. They soon walked into the theater,and ash glanced around,Looking to see if the best row was-Oh shit..was that karkat?What was he doing here?

Karkat vantas was particularly irritated at the moment, First off he was having to save seats for his incompetent friends. Second of all,GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK WOULDN'T DIE ALREADY.He glances down at his video game,his eyes deathglaring the screen practically before Sollux took his seat by him again. "Seriously,Kk.Lighten up." "No,F*ck that. I will have my revenge on that bulge licker known as gary oak."
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