Re: A very johnkat wedding

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:12 pm

Karkat rolls his eyes before looking at her, "Would you like to dance,terezi?" " Sure." She puts his hands on his shoulders and he puts his arms around her waist. The two then dance to a waltz, terezi stepping on his feet twice.

Dirk puts his arm around the other,COMMENCE CUDDLES NOW.

**KitsuneKannibal** Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:39 pm

John pouted up at his best friend, then a wide smile came onto his face as he got an idea.
"Hey! Why can't your wedding present to me be one of those talks?!" John asked, almost jumping up and down despite still having Dave's hands on his waist.
"No can do, Egbert. I have a wrapped box of condoms with your name on it." Dave smirked "Although I guess I should have given those to you about a month ago, huh?"
John narrowed his eyes and heard the song end. He muttered something under his breath about Dave being an asshole and stepped away. He then proceeded to walk in the opposite direction, leaving the Strider behind, still smirking.

It didn't take long for Jake to get absorbed into the movie, his eyes never leaving it.
He even forgot the popcorn was present, but he could still feel the arm around him.
God he loved this movie.

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:00 pm

Karkat lets go of her after the song ends.
"You're a horrible dancer."Terezi remarks, with a smile.
"You are too." Karkat said, trying not to laugh.
"Well I'm better than you, Vantas."
"Oh Really?"
"Yes Really." Terezi starts to giggle, before pulling the other into a hug."I swear karkles.You get funnier by the day." Karkat rolls his eyes and hugs her back,"wow pyrope..wow." He lets go of her and ruffles her hair. Kanaya walks outside, and starts to drag karkat back inside. "People are wondering where the groom is. "

**KitsuneKannibal** Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:17 pm

John continued stomping off, only to run into his daughter. Casey gave him a confused look then looked back in the direction he came from, seeing Dave with crossed arms and a smirk.
"Dave pissed you off, huh?" She sighed.
"I refuse to speak to him until he apologizes." John muttered.
"You're going to end up talking to him within the hour."
John gave Casey a hard look then sighed.
"...I know." He muttered.
"Glad you know. Now go do something. I'm busy being in hiding."
"You're in plain sight."
"Exactly."

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:10 pm

Karkat facepalms,and said"Well..they could have kept wondering."
"Not when your sister-in-law would like a dance."Kanaya remarks, watching as jade walked over to them.
"Hey Karkat,May i have this dance?"Jade asked with a happy smile.
"Sure."

**KitsuneKannibal** Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:27 pm

John opened his mouth to say something, only to feel arms grip him from behind and drag him away.
"I don't think we were done dancing, John." Dave's voice sighed.
"Gah!! Dave!!!!" John screamed, flailing his arms "Let me gooooo! You're dead to meeee!"
"Ouch, that hurt. Just take my heart and stomp on it, will ya?"
John only yelled in protest, watching his daughter laugh at him.

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:46 pm

Karkat dances with jade awkwardly, Laughing inwardly when hearing john yell in protest.
Jade stifles a giggle, "Welp..That was hilarious."She mutters quietly.

**KitsuneKannibal** Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:17 pm

Dave got easily tired of John's protesting, so he turned the boy around, slung the other over his shoulder and walked casually back over towards the dance floor.
"Jesus, Egbert. Are you eating? You weight practically nothing." Dave teased.
"Daaaaave!!!! This is embarrassing!!!" John whined loudly, turning a pretty shade of red.
"Maybe if you stopped screaming, it wouldn't attract attention."
"There's a tall blonde guy carrying a boy in a wedding dress across the fucking room, how does that not attract attention?!"
"...Well we'll never know now, will we?"
"Daaaaveee!!!!!"

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:47 pm

Karkat has to resist the urge to laugh, the dance with jade is soon over and he walks back over to kanaya. "Welp. I'm not dancing anymore hopefully. "He remarks to her. "You will probably have to dance some more."Kanaya remarks, much to karkat's dismay.

**KitsuneKannibal** Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:26 pm

John goes limp, sighing and hanging his head down. His eyes focused on Dave's back and he wondered if he could bite down hard enough for the blonde to actually let him go.
Dave, on the other hand, strode up towards Karkat and Kanaya. His unoccupied hand on his hip and he looked at Karkat with a straight face.
"I believe this belongs to you." Dave commented.
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave." John whined.
"Whine some more and I won't let you down."
"But I'm far from the ground..."
"Deal with it."

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:34 pm

Karkat nods,trying not to laugh."Yeah, he does."He smirks at john.Kanaya lets out a giggle, "Well this is amusing."She then glances at her watch before looking at john and dave, "They actually might want to start leaving now. They do have a plane to catch. "

**KitsuneKannibal** Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:15 pm

"Already?" John asked, finally being put back on the floor "Wow, time really does fly by..."
He looked down briefly.
Dave ruffled John's hair and chuckled.
"Think about it, tonight was suppose to be your night. Now, you're just somebody's wife." He teased.
John punched Dave's arm.
"And I'm happy I'm somebody's wife!" John exclaimed, then looked back at Karkat "Do we really have to leave this instant?"

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:49 pm

"Nope.Kanaya's just being fussy.Like always."Karkat said.
Kanaya rolls her eyes, "Karkat.Really?" "Yep."
"Excuse me,But I believe i merit a dance from you,Kanaya."Someone said from behind the rainbow drinker,Kanaya turns around and gives rose a smile "That you do,miss lalonde." Rose and Kanaya then walk off together.

**KitsuneKannibal** Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:49 pm

John watched Kanaya walk off with Rose.
"Oh." Was the only thing he muttered.
Dave nudged him from behind, forcing him to step forward. John only turned back around and smacked him in the arm.
"I'm still mad at you!!" He said, pouting.
"Yeah, yeah." Dave yawned, then looked back at Karkat "I'm leaving him in your hands now, this is my wedding present to you. Don't break him, I won't want to buy you another one."
"Dave!" John said sternly, punching the blonde in the chest several times, all of which weren't effecting him whatsoever.

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:20 pm

Karkat has to stifle a laugh,"Alright.."He grins at john,before asking."Can i have this dance,john?"

**KitsuneKannibal** Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:37 pm

John looks back at Karkat, then smiles widely and nods.
"I thought you'd never ask!" He said, taking Karkat's hand and bringing him to the dance floor.

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:15 pm

Karkat just blinks surprised and goes to the dance floor with his wife.

**KitsuneKannibal** Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:09 pm

John wouldn't say he was the best dancer, in fact, he was pretty bad.
The high heels he was wearing made it especially difficult to move.
He managed to not step on Karkat's feet whatsoever, although he did trip a few times. He was glad the other was there for support whenever he felt himself almost falling down.

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:03 pm

Karkat danced with the other, So far he hadn't stepped on the other's feet.
They had made small talk about movies and nic cage while dancing.
And when the song ends, they just continue.

**KitsuneKannibal** Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:02 pm

At one point, John had to step away and take off his shoes, finding them incredibly uncomfortable, but was a bit upset when he ended up being a lot shorter then before.
Nonetheless, he continued to dance, finally able to do it at least a bit more properly without tripping all over the place.

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