Re: Bachelor Parties! Woo~

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Mon May 28, 2012 4:05 pm

"No it doesn't.""Y3s 1t do3s.""You're mocking terezi now."
"So?"Sollux face palmed before falling to the ground,having tripped over his own two feet and karkat falling down on him.
"Oh Hi there~"Karkat said,almost purring.

Dirk attempts to dance,actually not being half bad but he still did not like this.

**KitsuneKannibal** Mon May 28, 2012 4:14 pm

There was a silence surrounding the two boys.
"Does Karkat know?" He asked, John shook his head in response.
"I don't want to tell him... He might faint again." John muttered.
"So I'm the first person you've told." Dave asked "F*ck, John. Good thing I bought you guys a box of condoms as a wedding present."
That earned Dave a punch on the arm.

Jake couldn't help but get lost in the music, although he didn't realize his moves were getting a bit too slutty. He would stumble a bit and laugh about it. He felt like he was having a good time.

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Mon May 28, 2012 4:21 pm

Sollux's eyes widened,"KK get off."
"Nooooooooooooo I like it here."Karkat says,inching closer to the other's face to make the other uncomfortable.
Sollux lets out a growl,"KK do the dirty you."
"Maybe later"Karkat says,stifling a laugh.

Dirk stops dancing,deciding to keep a eye on the other and make sure he didn't get to carried away.

**KitsuneKannibal** Mon May 28, 2012 4:27 pm

"That's it. When you see Karkat you're telling him." Dave ordered "As the one walking you down the aisle tomorrow, you have to do it."
"I'm only going to see him tomorrow anyway!" John panicked "Dave, please don't make me do this..."
"John, he's going to eventually question why the f*ck your getting bigger. That's not exactly something you can ignore. And your kids aren't that stupid either."
"Look, I'll think of-"
"No, you're telling him tomorrow."

Jake opens his eyes to look at Dirk, a pout coming onto his face.
"Why did you stop dancingggg?" He whined, throwing his arms over the Strider's shoulders.

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Mon May 28, 2012 8:02 pm

Sollux pushes off karkat very roughly,
"Keep the hell off."
Karkat lets out a tiny growl,before crawling over to where kanaya was ,climbing up the couch,and resting his head in her lap.
"Kanayaaaa~Sollux is being a jerk."

"Because one of us needs to be a stick in the mud."Dirk remarks,Raising a eyebrow."I need to make sure you don't get into too much trouble."

Ash who had gotten bored suggested to his sister,"Casey,wanta go spy on our parents?"

**KitsuneKannibal** Mon May 28, 2012 8:15 pm

John let out another strangled whimper.
"Please don't make me do it." John muttered.
Dave only shook his head.
"It's the best thing to do. Don't argue with me, I will order another lap dance for you." Dave threatened again.
Defeated, John pouted and was dragged out of the back room to sit at the bar.

Jake laughed.
"What trouble would I get into, Strider~?" He whispered into the other's ear.

Casey perked up, nodding eagerly.
"F*ck yeah!! But... which one... They went to different places, didn't they?"

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Mon May 28, 2012 8:21 pm

Kanaya glances down at the other,"And how is he being a jerk?"
"He won't let me sit on him and mess with horns."Karkat said evenly.
"Karkat,You do know it's not appropriate for another troll to touch the other's horns unless they're involved romantically."
"I know but they're so..pretty ..and there's 4 of them!"

Dirk whispers back,A smirk on his face
"Oh I think you already know what kind of trouble english."

"Yeah they did..And i don't know where mom is because dave wouldn't tell me."Ash remarks.

**KitsuneKannibal** Mon May 28, 2012 8:33 pm

Dave ordered himself a beer and got John some water, not able to stop thinking about the fact his best friend had gotten himself pregnant yet again.
He wondered if he would be able to convince John to name it after him.
Unless it was a girl... then her name would be Dave-ette.
"You getting nervous about tomorrow yet? You're going to be bound to Karkat for a looooooong time, my friend." Dave said, nudging John's side "I don't even know how you put up with him."
"It's easy once you get to know him. And I'm... excited." John said in response.

"No, i don't believe I know. Give me a hint?" Jake asked, ending up nibbling on Dirk's earlobe softly.

"Hm... He probably didn't want us to follow... Want to go stalk Dad?" Casey asked.

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Mon May 28, 2012 8:44 pm

"Yes Karkat.We know they're pretty but please just do not touch."Kanaya says,a stern look coming onto her face.
"Buuuut."Karkat whined,a pout look coming onto his face."I bet nepeta would let me touch her horns!"The boy then sat up and got off the couch,to go mess with nepeta.

"I suppose i could."Dirk said,trailing kisses down the other's face.

"Yeeeep"Ash said,getting up with a grin.

**KitsuneKannibal** Mon May 28, 2012 8:50 pm

Dave raises an eyebrow and pokes John.
"You don't have to go through with this if you're scared... You are only 17..." Dave muttered softly.
"I'm almost 18 and I'm ready for this, I'm sure of it!" John said, beaming a smile towards Dave.
He hated the fact he had to question himself at first.

"Oh, is this my hint?" Jake slurred, giggling softly.

Casey stood up as well and quickly rushed to get outside and start walking.
"Oh boy, I can't wait to see whats going on." She said happily.

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Mon May 28, 2012 9:11 pm

Karkat starts to sober up a bit.His eyes go to the ground,He's sorta ashamed about himself on how he could act that way.Honestly,He's still sorta scared about tomorrow.Sure,He proposed to egbert but This was his whole life he was talking about,Could He really have a romantic relationship that long without it failing?Look at him and terezi's relationship,It had gone down the toilet because his jealously problem.ugh..He spots sollux out of the corner of his eyes,and walks over to him.
"You have any more rum?"He asks,He doesn't want to think about this right now.
"Yeah."

"Uh-Huh"Dirk said,kissing the corner of english's mouth now.

"Same,There could be blackmail waiting to found there."Ash says,walking with his sister.

**KitsuneKannibal** Mon May 28, 2012 9:38 pm

Dave thought it was hard to believe that John wasn't shitting himself about this. But then again, it isn't in his place to really talk the boy out of his decision, no matter how big they seemed. He simply took a sip of his beer and listened to the upbeat music.
John, on the other hand, was really wishing he could just drink. Honestly, he would rather be drunk and not remember anything that was going on since he was in a gay strip club. He stared into his lame bottle of water, taking a sip of the tasteless liquid.

Jake rolled his eyes, placed his hands on both sides of Dirk's face and pulled him into a sloppy kiss.

Casey laughed and winked at her brother, soon arriving at their destination.

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Mon May 28, 2012 9:52 pm

Ash opened the door,finding it unlocked and glanced around.There was a full blown party in there surprisingly.He glances around,spotting his dad in a corner sitting with a girl troll and a boy troll,downing a bottle of what seems to be rum..?Ash lets out a chuckle,"He would be drinking."

Karkat finishes downing the bottle of rum,surprisingly before turning to meenah."Meeenaaaaaaaaahhhh. Do you have any more rum?""No.""..But why is the rum gone?""Because Kk,We drank it all." Karkat frowns before saying to meenah,"Meenah.I love you Platonically.""Oh I loooveee you too,nubbyshouts .Platonically of course.DRINKS ALL AROUND!"

Dirk kissed back passionately,his thoughts going to 'Commence Sloppy makeouts' mode.

**KitsuneKannibal** Mon May 28, 2012 10:04 pm

Casey facepalmed and huffed.
"Obviously he's drinking... I wonder if Mom's drinking too..." She wondered out loud, before scanning over Karkat "Such a great role model."
She huffed as she crossed her arms over her chest.

Dave nudged John again, causing him to look at the other.
"It looks like you have a lot on your mind... Want to go take a walk?" Dave suggested.
John thought about it for a minute before nodding and closing the cap to his water.
Dave took it upon himself to find Dirk and Jake and inform them they'd be back in a bit.

Jake tightened his arms around Dirk's shoulders and started to lightly nibble at Dirk's lower lip, letting a giggle surface.

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Mon May 28, 2012 10:27 pm

Ash rolls his eyes,before finding rhett sitting in a different room.It appears the lalonde/maryam child is reading,not bothered at all by the noise.

Karkat rolls his eyes," I don't need anymoreee.""Nubbyshouts,How could you forsake the ruuum~"meenah whines."Easily."

Dirk grins a bit inwardly,and his lips trail down from english's lips to his throat where he starts to bite playfully.

**KitsuneKannibal** Mon May 28, 2012 10:40 pm

Casey looked over towards her brother's line of vision, spotting Rhett. A smirk crossed her face as she stood up straight.
"Be right back." she said, walking over towards the boy.
She stood next to him, placing an elbow on his shoulder and sporting a wider smirk.
"Hey there, come here often?" She joked.

John followed Dave, who was on a quick mission to find his brother.
Dave finally spotted them both on the dancefloor, Dirk's mouth on Jake's neck. Of course he'd expect to see that.
He walked right up to them and poked Dirk's shoulder.
"Bro, we're going for a walk. Don't have sex in public." He muttered.

Jake was about to let out a moan, only for it to be interupted by Dave. Looking at him, he remained quiet.

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Mon May 28, 2012 10:52 pm

Rhett blinks surprised,before looking up at her,A elegant smirk coming onto his face."Maybe,What about you beautiful~?"He asks,jokingly.He meant the beautiful part though.

Dirk's lips leave jake's throat,and he looks at his little brother.He murmurs,"Alright."He keeps that stoic expression on his face the whole time.

Karkat then passed out on meenah's shoulder.

**KitsuneKannibal** Mon May 28, 2012 11:05 pm

"Not all that often, mind showing me around?" Casey flirted, winking towards him before laughing softly "No, but on a serious note, whats up?"

Dave then turned towards John, took his arm and lead him outside in order to get some air.
"You're regretting this, aren't you?" He asked bluntly.
John immediately straightened up but said no response.
"It's okay, you can talk to me." Dave assured.
"I'm not regretting this, I'm just... s-scared." John admitted.

Jake blinked and then laughed.
"Was there just two of you?" He asked.

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Mon May 28, 2012 11:15 pm

Rhett thinks for a moment,"Reading One of Mother's Books,She said to be careful with it because Apparently 'Horror Terrors Are Very Tempting To Listen To.'And You?"A slight smile on his face.

Dirk lets out a laugh,"No Jake.There was not."

**KitsuneKannibal** Mon May 28, 2012 11:30 pm

Casey shrugged.
"Decided to come here and spy on father dearest. I wouldn't be surprised if he was hung over tomorrow... Ain't that going to suck." She sighed, shaking her head.

Jake put a pout on his face.
"And I was hoping for some fun later on tonight. Oh bollucks." he sighed.

"Scared of what?" Dave asked, walking down the empty street.
"Everything.. I guess... This is my first relationship and I can't believe it lasted this long even through all the shit that's happened. I mean, damn... I'm getting married tomorrow. Not to mention the fact I'm going to end up having another kid..." John explained, his voice shaking "I love Karkat, I know I do. I just don't want to mess everything up."
"John, believe me, if anything, I'm sure you won't f*ck anything up."

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Mon May 28, 2012 11:36 pm

Rhett says with a very serious look,"Trolls don't get hung over,I believe.Or at least mom doesn't..."He shrugs,"At the very least I believe the wedding will happen at night so it should give him time to get rid of that hang over."

Dirk chuckles,and whispers into jake's ear,"We can have fun when we get home,alright jake?"

**KitsuneKannibal** Mon May 28, 2012 11:45 pm

"Good point." Casey sighed "I just never had to deal with a drunk troll before, well, besides my brother. But he's only half troll..."
She then stood up straight.
"The wedding might happen at night, but I just might wake him up early for the hell of it."

Jake stayed silent for a moment.
"Can we go home now?" He asked, his words slurring greatly.

John shook his head. "You can't be too sure."
"I know you, and I know how much Karkat effects your life. You would do anything to keep this going." Dave sighed.

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Mon May 28, 2012 11:51 pm

Rhett grins at her,"Well That would be very evil of you.I Like that."He winks at her,before his eyes go back down to his book.

"Not Yet..I believe we should wait until john and dave get back,tell them we're leaving,then we go home."Dirk says.

**KitsuneKannibal** Tue May 29, 2012 12:04 am

Casey laughs, feeling her face heat up and started looking around for her brother.
"Well see you later~" She purred, walking away in order to find Ash.

"But I want you now, Strider." Jake whined, tugging at Dirk's shirt with a pout on his face.

John let out a sigh, stopping at looking up at the stars. Dave stopped as well and looked up too.
"Your Dad would be proud." Dave muttered, knowing exactly what was on his mind now.
"...I know."

**xXKnightofBloodXx** Tue May 29, 2012 12:08 am

Ash was flirting shamelessly with miss roxy lalonde,"Sooo..call me maybe."Ash said,scrawling done his number onto a piece of paper and giving it to her.

Dirk lets out a sigh,"Fine..I'll text dave."He pulls out his phone from his sylladex,and texts his brother;'Jake 's pretty much full on drunk so i'm taking him home.'He sends the text,before glancing up at jake."Well we can go now."

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