new day for Dave

[pervyDAVE]

it was a normal day for Dave sitting at home droppin' cool beats and talking to his chums when a sudden message alert caught his attention 'wonder who that is' Dave thought walking to his computer

((GUYS I SUCK I'M SO SORRY))

[xXKnightofBloodXx]

Karkat was at his computer station,going through timelines as he saw dave all alone messaging his chums.He decided to indulge himself as he clicked on the contact button on trollian,He typed in "HELLO FUCKASS." and send it.Wasn't this the guy that john had called incredibly cool?He narrowed his eyes as he awaited a reply

[pervyDAVE]

Dave looked at the message and shrugged "wats up bro" Dave typed he looked at it again wait wasn't this his competition for John oh he would not lose John was his he was to cool not to have him.

[xXKnightofBloodXx]

Karkat just narrowed his eyes as he typed back,"NOTHING.Just waiting for Terezi to stop licking her computer screen,You?"He decided he wouldn't waste that much energy,trolling the blonde.

[pervyDAVE]

Dave narrowed his eye's at the screen thinking karkat was up to something and he knew it "oh just waiting for John to come over" he typed smugly

[xXKnightofBloodXx]

Karkat narrowed his eyes and typed back,"He mentioned nothing of him going over to your house later when i talked to him."

[pervyDAVE]

Dave growled at the screen eyes narrowing in to slits "yea well he'll be here soon maybe he just didn't want you to know his every move moron" Dave typed into his pesterlog he smirked in victory John would be all his.

[xXKnightofBloodXx]

"Oh Really,Now?"Karkat typed back,rolling his eyes."I don't care what the moronic human does anyways,I hate his guts."Yes yes he did.He hated John's black hair,glasses,Everything about him.Okay.Stop Lying to yourself,Karkat thought to himself,He's adorable.

[pervyDAVE]

Dave smirked he was jelly Dave knew it Dave smirked at the screen " you could come over to bro..if you think your cool enough" Dave typed thinking to himself 'i mean he is ..kinda cute..'

[xXKnightofBloodXx]

Karkat thought about it for a moment before typing,"I can't.Different world and different session,Remember?"

[pervyDAVE]

Dave snorted he knew how to get karkat "fine guess i'm just gonna be here alone with him mm i bet he's a tight virgin" he typed chuckling at his cleverness karkat would so fall for that

[xXKnightofBloodXx]

Karkat Sneered,"Give me a few minutes,Fuckass.I'll Fucking find a way to get there."He typed. "Ugh!"He muttered to himself as he got up from his station,ignoring the other trolls look as he stomped over to the teleportion pad.

[pervyDAVE]

Dave smirked all that was left was to wait now his plan had been set in action

[xXKnightofBloodXx]

Karkat quickly typed in the coordinates for the teleportion pad,"HEY SOLUX!WHAT ARE THE FUCKING COORDINATES FOR THE STRIDER DOUCHE BAG'S HOUSE?!"Sollux quickly answered,and Karkat quickly typed them in again,and pressed enter on the keypad.

[KitsuneKannibal]

John opened the door to Dave's room, peering in and spotting Dave sitting at his computer.
"Hey Dave!" He said happily, walking in and closing the door behind him.

[pervyDAVE]

dave quickly shut his computer off and looked to John "hey john whats up man?" he said getting up and taking his bag setting it by his bed

[xXKnightofBloodXx]

"HURRY UP YOU FUCKING SHITARD OF A MACHINE!"Karkat yelled at the machine.He then hit the machine to see if it would run faster,which it did."FINALLY!"He muttered,being teleported to the front of the stupid human's house.

[KitsuneKannibal]

John tilted his head at his friend.
"Why'd you close your computer so fast...?" He asked, curiously.

[pervyDAVE]

Dave smirked at John and backed him into a wall "no reason you'll find out later" he said leaning down inches from John's face

[xXKnightofBloodXx]

Or so he thought.Karkat groaned in frustration,he was stuck a block away from the human's house.

[KitsuneKannibal]

"D-Dave?" He asked, staring up at the other with wide eyes and his cheeks slightly red.
"...You're close to me... are you going to beat me up or something?" He asked, laughing nervously, patting his friend gently on the shoulder.

[pervyDAVE]

Dave smirked "hurt you no but i believe i will punish you for looking so cute" Dave said leaning in and kissing john roughly nipping at his lower lip

[xXKnightofBloodXx]

Karkat glanced around,putting a arm up to block out the sun as he stormed off to the human's house.

[KitsuneKannibal]

At first, John had no idea what to make of this.
He blushed furiously and gave in, kissing the blonde back, clutching onto the others shirt and pulling himself closer.

[pervyDAVE]

Dave smirked he knew karkat would walk in and see this he didn't care Dave pressed John against the wall snaking his tongue into Johns mouth moaning softly .

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